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MICHAEL, I AM SO HAPPY
OUR CLASS REUNION IS COMING UP.

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AREN'T YOU EXCITED, BABY?

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[ HUMMING
"POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE" ]

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NO.

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MICHAEL, PLEASE.

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THIS IS
VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

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I'VE BEEN DIETING
AND WORKING OUT

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FOR A WHOLE MONTH
GETTING READY FOR THIS.

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I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU WANNA GO ANYWAY.

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ALL YOU GONNA DO IS SEE
THE PEOPLE YOU HATED

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WHEN YOU WAS YOUNG, EXCEPT NOW
THEY'RE FAT AND BALD.

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WELL, DAD, YOU'RE BALD,

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AND I DON'T FEEL
TOO MANY ABS IN THERE.

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HEY, DON'T TOUCH
A MAN'S STOMACH

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WHEN HE'S ON THE EXHALE.

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU OLD, DECREPIT PEOPLE

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WANNA GET TOGETHER
AND SEE WHAT LITTLE TIME

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YOU HAVE LEFT ANYWAY.

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WOW!
WOW!

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THAT HURT.
YUCK.

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
WHY YOU WALKING LIKE THAT?

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'CAUSE THESE SHOES ARE
A COUPLE OF SIZES TOO SMALL.

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THEN WHY DID YOU BUY 'EM?

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BECAUSE THEY'RE SO CUTE.
DUH!

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AND GET THIS, MOM.
THEY WERE ON SALE.

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THEY GOT ANY SIZE 6's?
ONLY IN SIZE 4.

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THAT'LL WORK.
I COULD WORK WITH THAT.

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A 4?
JAY, YOU'RE A SIZE 9.

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MICHAEL, DIDN'T I JUST SAY
I LOST WEIGHT?

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DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT?

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IN YOUR FEET?

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THAT'S WHERE I LOSE IT FIRST,
THE FEET AND THE FACE.

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LOOK, DON'T CHANGE
THE SUBJECT.

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ARE YOU COMING WITH ME
TO THIS REUNION OR NOT?

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NO, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

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BECAUSE THE MOMENT I SAY,
"YES, I'LL GO WITH YOU,"

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WE'RE GONNA GET
INTO AN ARGUMENT

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ABOUT MY EX-GIRLFRIEND SHARON.

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SHARON?

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I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT HEIFER.

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AND BESIDES, MICHAEL,
SHARON HAS EIGHT KIDS.

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THERE IS NO WAY SHE CAN COMPETE
WITH ALL OF THIS.

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ALL OF THIS, MICHAEL.

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YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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NOW I'M POSITIVE
I DON'T WANNA GO.

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SO, YOU JUST GO
AND ENJOY YOURSELF.

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I THINK YOU'RE AFRAID

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YOU'RE GONNA RUN
INTO BOBBY SHAW.

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HOW DARE YOU MENTION
THAT MAN'S NAME IN MY HOUSE?

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WHO... BOBBY SHAW?
YEAH, BOBBY SHAW.

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YOUR FIRST CRUSH,
YOUR FIRST KISS, JAY.

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HE TOOK YOUR LIP-GINITY.

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LIP-GINITY?
YEAH.

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WHATEVER, MICHAEL, SO WHAT?
AT THAT POINT,

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EVERYBODY IN THE SCHOOL
THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY ANYWAY.

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NOT EVERYBODY, OKAY?

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MY TEACHERS DIDN'T THINK
I WAS GAY, ALL RIGHT?

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THE HOMEROOM...
THE ECONOMICS TEACHER

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KNEW I WAS THE STRAIGHT ONE
IN THE ROOM, OKAY?

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AND WHAT ABOUT
TONY FOGLE, HUH?

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THE COOLEST GUY IN THE SCHOOL.
THAT WAS MY BUDDY.

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HE ALWAYS WANTED TO HANG WITH ME
NOT BOBBY SHAW.

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ME AND FOGLE WERE LIKE THIS.

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EVERYWHERE YOU WENT,
ME AND FOGLE... BAM!

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WHATEVER.

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AND YOU KNOW WHAT,
AS A MATTER OF FACT, MICHAEL,

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BOBBY AND HIS CREW
BEAT YOU AND YOUR CREW

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AT THE DANCE-OFF, HOMEBOY!

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NO, THEY DIDN'T.
NO, THEY DIDN'T, JAY.

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I COULD HAVE WON THAT,

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BUT I LOOKED OUT THE CORNER
OF MY EYE

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IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE,

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AND I SEE YOU KISSING HIM,

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LOCKING LIPS
WITH THE POP-LOCKER.

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AND I TRIPPED
ON MY CLUB FOOT.

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I COULDN'T GET IT
BACK UNDERNEATH ME IN TIME.

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FIRST...

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FIRST OF ALL,

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YOU COULD NEVER DO
THE TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE.

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NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE
TO DO THE TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE

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BECAUSE THE TRIPLE
BYE-BYE BIRDIE IS A MYTH.

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JAY.
WHAT?

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DON'T MAKE ME
GET INTO THE BIRDIE.

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DON'T MAKE ME
DO THE BIRDIE.

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PLEASE, PLEASE,
DON'T HURT YOURSELF.

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I COULD HAVE DONE IT BACK THEN
AND DO IT NOW IF I WANTED TO.

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WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER

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BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO THE REUNION ANYWAY.

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YEAH, BUT IF I DID...

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POW!

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OH, PLEASE!

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LET'S GO DOWN TO THE PARK
AND GET ON THE SWINGS!

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NO, I'D RATHER STAY HERE

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AND DO THESE FUN
DOUBLE HELIX EQUATIONS.

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ARE YOU SAYING NO TO ME?

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YES, BUT IT'S A MATTER
OF SURVIVAL.

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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I'M BEING BULLIED BY
SOME HOOLIGANS. WHO?

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SOME RUFFIANS,
SOME STREET URCHINS,

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STRAIGHT OUT OF
"OLIVER TWIST." WHERE?

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"WEST SIDE STORY."

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WHAT?

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HAVE YOU EVER
CRACKED A BOOK?

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HAVE YOU EVER EVEN HAD
THE SLIGHTEST DESIRE

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TO LEARN ANYTHING?

106
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NOW I KNOW WHY
THEY BEAT YOU UP.

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YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.

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WAIT A MINUTE,
YOU CAN'T...

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YES, SHE CAN.

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SO, LOOK,
THIS IS THE DRESS

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THAT I'M GONNA BE WEARING
TO THE REUNION.

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YOU KNOW, MICHAEL,

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EVERYBODY WAS DISAPPOINTED
WHEN I TOLD THEM

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YOU WEREN'T COMING.
EVERYBODY?

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OH, YES.
WHO'S EVERYBODY?

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WHO'S EVERYBODY? YEAH,
WHERE'D YOU SEE EVERYBODY?

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OH, WHEN...
WHEN DID I SEE 'EM?

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I SAW THEM
AT THE PRE-UNION.

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THE PRE-UNION.
WHAT'S THE PRE-UNION?

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THAT'S THE UNION
BEFORE THE REUNION

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JUST IN CASE ANYBODY DIES
BETWEEN UNIONS.

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YEP.

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I'LL REMEMBER THAT.

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BUT I AM STILL NOT GOING
TO THE REUNION.

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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

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I'LL GET IT.

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OOH, CLAIRE'S SHOES HURT.

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WHOO!
WHO IS THIS?

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[ GASPS ]

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OH, MY GOD!
IT'S... IT'S...

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IT'S BOBBY SHAW!

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FRESH
AND IN THE FLESH.

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HOW ARE YOU, JAY?

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I'M FINE,
THANK YOU, BOBBY!

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YOU ARE STILL
ONE FUNKY COLD MEDINA.

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BUT I DIGRESS.

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IS THE MAN OF THE HOUSE IN?

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YEAH, HE IS.
MICHAEL!

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COME HERE.
SOMEONE'S HERE.

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YEAH, BABY, LISTEN.
I WAS THINKING THAT...

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S'UP, SHAW?

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S'UP, MIKE LOVE?

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YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT
SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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NO, I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T
GROWN AN INCH.

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YEAH, WELL, THYROID.

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PLUS I SMOKE CIGARETTES
AND DRINK COFFEE.

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JAY, DID YOU INVITE
THIS MAN TO MY HOUSE?

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"INVITE THIS MAN?"

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YOU DON'T INVITE THE WIND!

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THE WIND JUST...
[ Imitates wind blowing ]

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BLOWS IN!

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WELL, THE WIND NEEDS TO...
[ Imitates Bobby ]

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BLOW A BREATH MINT
IN HIS MOUTH.

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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I'M GONNA LET YOU TWO
GET REACQUAINTED.

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BOBBY, IT WAS GREAT
SEEING YOU AGAIN.

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NOT AS GREAT AS IT WAS
TO SEE YOU, SWEET LIPS.

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HA HA HA...
OW!

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HA HA HA.

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LOVE THOSE SHOES.

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HA HA HA.

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YEAH, THEY'RE A SIZE 4.
THEY COULD PROBABLY FIT YOU.

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MAYBE IF THEY'RE ITALIAN.
I WEAR A 3-E.

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WHAT DO YOU WANT, SHAW?

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HEY, HEY, HEY,
BACK UP, JACK!

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DON'T CATCH A...
[ Imitates a heartbeat ]

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HEART ATTACK.

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OKAY?

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I JUST CAME HERE TO INVITE YOU
AND YOUR RAGGEDY CREW

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TO A DANCE-OFF
AT THE REUNION.

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YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT GOING
TO THE REUNION.

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AND WHY NOT?

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ARE YOU AND YOUR JIVE TURKEYS
NOT FULLY COOKED YET?

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[ SQUAWKS ]

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THAT'S A CHICKEN SOUND.

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HEY, SUCKER MAN,
DON'T MAKE NO EXCUSES.

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I DON'T NEED
EXCUSES FOR YOU.

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I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT HERE.
I'LL BATTLE YOU.

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I'LL DO THE TRIPLE
BYE-BYE BIRDIE ON YOU RIGHT NOW.

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HA, I WAS JUST BEGINNIN'
TO BELIEVE YOU, TOO...

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TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE.

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AIN'T NOBODY EVER DONE
THE TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE

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'CAUSE IT'S A MYTH,
AND YOU CAN'T DO MYTHS.

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MATTER OF FACT,
I'M GONNA BEAT YOU

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IN FRONT OF ALL
OUR FORMER CLASSMATES.

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WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.

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HA HA HA.

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WHY DO YOU STILL TALK
LIKE YOU'RE IN THE '80s?

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BECAUSE MY THERAPIST SAID
IT WAS MY DECADE,

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AND I'M SURE ENOUGH
NEVER LEAVIN'.

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THE QUESTION IS
CAN YOU PICK UP

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WHAT I'M PUTTIN' DOWN
'ROUND THE TOWN,

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FUNKY CLOWN?

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ARE YOU DONE YET?

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POUND FOR POUND, CHARLIE BROWN,
'ROUND THE MOUND.

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BOBBY... PA-CHOWN
CHOWN CHI-CHOWN CHOWN.

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THAT'S CHINESE.

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OKAY, NOW I'M DONE.

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OKAY, SHAW,

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YOU'RE ON.
TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN.

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WILL YOU STOP THAT?

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ON AND ON
IN THE EARLY MORN!

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NOW, CAN YOU FIND YOUR CREW?

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OH, I CAN TRACK MINE DOWN.

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WHAT ABOUT YOU?
CAN YOU FIND YOUR BOYS?

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HA!

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FIND? FIND?

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WE NEVER SPLIT UP!

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WE'VE BEEN LIVING
IN THE SAME HOUSE

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FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS

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PRACTICING OUR MOVES.

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WE ALMOST MADE
<i>UNIVERSOUL</i> CIRCUS,

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BUT I WAS ALLERGIC
TO ELEPHANTS AND SEALS.

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AND WE'VE BEEN
BOOED OFF THE APOLLO

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NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE,
NOT THRICE,

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BUT A BUNCH OF TIMES!

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AND THESE...
YOU CAN HAVE THESE

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'CAUSE THESE IS
THROWAWAY MOVES.

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AND WE DON'T
EVEN USE THESE...

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NO MORE.

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ALL RIGHT,
SEE YOU THERE.

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HOORAH!

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OW, OW, OW.

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OW, OW.

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OW, DARN!

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WHAT'S WRONG?

228
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I WAS BOXING
WITH THE TREES,

229
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AND I GOT A SPLINTER
IN MY FINGER.

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YOU WERE BOXING WITH TREES?

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LET ME SEE YOUR PAW.

232
00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:12,217
OKAY.

233
00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,586
OW! OW, OW, OW, OW, OW,

234
00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:16,265
MOMMY, MOMMY.
OW! THAT HURTS.

235
00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,756
OW, OW, OW.

236
00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:20,725
I ALREADY TOOK IT OUT,
YOU BIG BABY.

237
00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:23,495
OOH, OH, REALLY.

238
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,340
LET'S JUST KEEP THAT
BETWEEN US, OKAY?

239
00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:26,698
MY LIPS ARE SEALED.

240
00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,000
AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING
I CAN DO FOR YOU,

241
00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,802
YOU JUST LET ME KNOW.

242
00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,905
ACTUALLY,
THERE IS ONE THING.

243
00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,742
OH, OW!

244
00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,879
OH, MY... MICHAEL! MICHAEL! HUH?

245
00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,881
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

246
00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:45,193
YEAH, I WAS JUST PRACTICING
MY TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE.

247
00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:47,029
YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU KEEP
PRACTICING THAT MOVE,

248
00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:51,656
YOU'RE GONNA NEED
A TRIPLE BYE-BYPASS.

249
00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:55,293
WHAT IS THAT THING
ON YOUR HEAD?

250
00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:57,862
HA HA, YOU NOTICED, HUH?
THAT'S THE PICK.

251
00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,431
POWER TO THE PEOPLE.

252
00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,433
I KNOW
IT'S A PICK, MICHAEL.

253
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,668
HOW DID YOU EVEN ATTACH IT
TO YOUR HEAD?

254
00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:06,004
I TOOK A LITTLE BIT
OF HAIR OFF OF HERE,

255
00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:09,874
A LITTLE OFF OF HERE,
AND A LITTLE OFF THE DERRIERE.

256
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,110
THAT IS RIDICULOUS.

257
00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,713
GIVE ME THIS!
OW!

258
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,481
NOW, DID YOU FIND
YOUR CREW OR WHAT?

259
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,483
YEAH, BUT I HAVE
TO REPLACE PACO.

260
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,584
WELL, WITH WHOM?

261
00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,853
JAY, I FOUND A YOUNG MAN

262
00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:25,056
WHO'S ON THE CUSP
OF STUPID AND GENIUS.

263
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,202
HE'S A POP-LOCKING SAVANT.
I'LL BRING HIM OUT.

264
00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:28,860
[ BEATBOXING ]

265
00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:38,637
MAKE A SANDWICH.

266
00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:40,839
NOW FREEZE.

267
00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:43,742
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HUH?

268
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:46,378
I THINK BOBBY'S
GONNA BEAT YOU.

269
00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:49,914
YOU'RE SIDING WITH THE MAN
WHO TOOK YOUR LIP-GINITY.

270
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,751
JAY, STOP CRUSHING
MY GROOVE.

271
00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:57,022
[ BEATBOXING ]

272
00:10:57,089 --> 00:11:00,125
THROW IT AWAY.

273
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,528
[ FRANKLIN WHISTLING ]

274
00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:07,265
HEY, BRAINIAC,

275
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,077
THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU
TO STAY OUT OF THIS PARK.

276
00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:12,070
YOU DID, BUT I REALIZED
THAT THIS IS AMERICA.

277
00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,205
AND ONE OF THE AMENDMENTS
STIPULATES

278
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,641
THAT I'M ALLOWED TO GO
ANY PLACE I PLEASE.

279
00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,510
YEAH, WELL,
IN THIS PARK,

280
00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:20,745
WE STIPULATE
WHO COMES AND GOES.

281
00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,414
AND YOU GOTTA GO.

282
00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:24,516
I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY THAT.

283
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,085
AND THAT IS WHY
I DEVELOPED A PILL

284
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,120
BASED ON THE STORY
OF JEKYLL AND HYDE.

285
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,356
AND ONCE I SWALLOW THIS PILL,

286
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,491
THE BEAST INSIDE ME
SHALL BE UNLEASHED,

287
00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:36,027
AND YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH.

288
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,697
YEAH, RIGHT, NERD.

289
00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:42,400
YEAH, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
PREPARE TO FEEL MY FIST?

290
00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:44,903
I WARN YOU,
STAY BACK.

291
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,638
TOO LATE, DOO-DOO FACE.

292
00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,680
I FEEL IT.

293
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,348
IT'S STARTING TO WORK.

294
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,451
I ADVISE YOU...
RUN.

295
00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:00,752
NOT A CHANCE, WEIRDO.

296
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,954
COME ON, LET'S GET HIM.

297
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,523
[ GRUNTING ]

298
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:08,493
Franklin's voice: I TOLD YOU
NOT TO BOTHER ME,

299
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,428
YOU RAPSCALLIONS!

300
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,997
All: AAH!

301
00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:17,969
HA HA HA.
HOW WAS THAT?

302
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:19,604
FANTASTIC.

303
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,673
OW!

304
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:25,076
JAY!

305
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,512
OH, HI!

306
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,414
[ EXCITED LAUGHTER ]

307
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,019
SO... SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

308
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,021
HOW'S LITTLE JUNIOR?

309
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,324
NOT SO LITTLE ANYMORE.

310
00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:40,836
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN,
MICHAEL?

311
00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,661
I'VE BEEN GREAT. YOU KNOW ME,
I CAN'T COMPLAIN.

312
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:49,033
YEAH, YOU WERE NEVER ONE
TO COMPLAIN.

313
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,812
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
WE'LL SEE YOU TWO LATER.

314
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:53,438
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
DON'T BE STRANGERS, HUH?

315
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,141
WE WON'T.
ALL RIGHT.

316
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,443
WHO WERE THOSE PEOPLE?

317
00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,711
I HAVE NO IDEA.

318
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,847
HEY!

319
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,916
HEY, MICHAEL.

320
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,051
HEY, JAY.
IT'S US.

321
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,620
REMEMBER US?

322
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:10,155
WELL, WE'VE GAINED
A LITTLE WEIGHT.

323
00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,857
Both: SKIPPY AND BUNNY!

324
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,693
YOU WERE THE KING AND QUEEN
OF THE WINTER CARNIVAL.

325
00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:17,962
YEAH, THAT'S US. WELL,
YOU TWO ENJOY YOURSELVES.

326
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,732
OH, WE WILL,
UH, UH...

327
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,433
Both: SKIPPY AND BUNNY!

328
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,702
BYE!
BYE!

329
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,671
WOW.

330
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,907
SO, WHERE'S YOUR CREW, BABE?

331
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,819
WELL, THEY'RE NOT HERE YET,
GONNA MAKE AN ENTRANCE.

332
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,644
ALL RIGHT.

333
00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:34,823
COME ON, LET'S GO UP IN HERE
'ROUND AND 'ROUND.

334
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,881
MICHAEL?
YEAH.

335
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,417
HI, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.

336
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,452
I CAN'T PLACE THE FACE.
I'M SORRY.

337
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,022
YOU CAN'T PLACE ME?
I'M TONY FOGLE.

338
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,557
WE WERE BEST BUDDIES.

339
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,793
MAN, WE WERE...
INSEPARABLE.

340
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:51,496
GIVE ME A HUG.

341
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,164
UM, TONY,

342
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,210
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
A LITTLE DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU?

343
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,936
YEAH, MY GENDER.
IT'S TONI WITH AN "I" NOW.

344
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,781
HEY, MIKE, REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE
ON THE WRESTLING TEAM,

345
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:02,974
AND THE PILE DRIVER? MAN,
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEE US, JAY,

346
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,843
WHEN WE WERE
YOUNG SWEATY BOYS

347
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,644
POPPIN' TOWELS IN THE SHOWER,

348
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,513
MARCO POLO IN THE POOL.

349
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,049
MARCO POLO?
I'LL SHOW YOU.

350
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:13,051
MARCO!

351
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:16,387
POLO.

352
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,323
OH, THERE YOU ARE!

353
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,958
OH!

354
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,960
WHOO!

355
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,928
IT IS SO FUN TO SEE YOU.

356
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,864
YEAH, IT'S NICE
TO SEE YOU, TOO.

357
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,732
WE GOTTA GET TOGETHER
AND CHEW THE FAT.

358
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,034
YEAH, WE DO.
WE SHOULD.

359
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,402
NOW, YOU SAVE ME
A DANCE.

360
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,571
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

361
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,840
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
HE KEEPS THE FAT NOW,

362
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,209
BUT I'M DAMNED SURE
NOT CHEWING ON IT.

363
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:40,945
HEY, LOOK,
ISN'T THAT SHARON'S KID?

364
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,413
SHE'S THE SPITTING IMAGE.

365
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,882
EXCUSE ME,

366
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,069
YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE
YOUR MOTHER DID AT YOUR AGE,

367
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,685
EXCEPT PRETTIER.

368
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,455
THAT'S VERY FLATTERING, JAY,
BUT IT'S ME, SHARON!

369
00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:51,923
THE HELL IT IS.

370
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,992
NO, IT'S ME, REALLY.
LOOK.

371
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,827
DIDN'T YOU JUST
HAVE A KID?

372
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,495
TWINS.
TWO WEEKS AGO.

373
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,974
OH, I STILL FEEL LIKE
A BIG FAT SLOB.

374
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,032
HEY, MICHAEL!

375
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,134
HEY, HONEY BU...
I MEAN, UM,

376
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,203
UM, THAT'S SHARON!

377
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,906
YOU LOOK SEXY
WITHOUT YOUR ORTHOPEDIC SHOE.

378
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:11,509
AW, SHUCKS.

379
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,611
AND YOU JUST
LOOK PLAIN OLD S...

380
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,813
SEE, JAY'S HERE.

381
00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:17,248
LOOK, SEE.

382
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,484
YOU THINK HE LOOKS SEXY
WITHOUT HIS SHOE,

383
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:22,053
WAIT TILL YOU SEE HIM
WITH NO TEETH.

384
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,122
WELL, IT WAS NICE
SEEING YOU BOTH.

385
00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:25,709
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'M GONNA GO SEE

386
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,626
IF I CAN FIND TONY FOGLE.
YOU GUYS WERE LIKE THIS.

387
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,328
DON'T DO THAT.

388
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,297
I THINK I CAN
HELP YOU FIND HIM.

389
00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:34,299
MARCO!

390
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,534
Toni: [ Seductively ]
POLO.

391
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,369
THANKS, GUYS.

392
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,204
HE'S BACK THAT WAY.

393
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,950
DO YOU BELIEVE HER?
SHE LOOKS AWFUL.

394
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,841
SHUT UP.

395
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,832
SO, YOU READY,
MIKE LOVE?

396
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,669
I'M READY FOR FREDDY
AND AIN'T WAITIN' ON BACON.

397
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,604
All: OOH!

398
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:16,574
WELL, THEN, LET'S DO THIS
LIKE BRUTUS.

399
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,010
PLEASE.
COME ON, MICHAEL.

400
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,912
YEAH, WELL,
YOU PULL UP YOUR HEARSE

401
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,647
'CAUSE WE GO FIRST.

402
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,549
OH!

403
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:27,352
YEAH, BOY!

404
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:30,455
NOT SO FAST.
YOU GO LAST

405
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:33,591
'CAUSE IF I REMEMBER,
YOU LOST IN THE PAST.

406
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,094
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

407
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,529
SO, SO,
YOU ROCKED MY WORLD

408
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,631
WHEN YOU KISSED MY GIRL

409
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,067
AND I ALMOST HURLED

410
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,435
BECAUSE...

411
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,023
SHE KISSED
A SQUIRREL.

412
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:49,173
HOORAH!

413
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,476
FALCONS!

414
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,012
POSITIONS!

415
00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:58,082
[ SQUAWKS ]

416
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,488
FALCONS, LET'S FLY.

417
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,026
[ GRANDMASTER FLASH'S
"WHITE LINES" PLAYING ]

418
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,794
♪ BASS ♪

419
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,308
♪ WHITE LINES ♪

420
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,177
♪ VISION DREAMS OF PASSION ♪

421
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,646
♪ BLOWIN' THROUGH MY MIND ♪

422
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,325
♪ AND ALL THE WHILE
I THINK OF YOU ♪

423
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,350
♪ PIPE CRIES ♪

424
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,218
♪ A VERY STRANGE REACTION ♪

425
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,554
♪ FOR US TO UNWIND ♪

426
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,623
♪ THE MORE I SEE,
THE MORE I DO ♪

427
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,591
[ MUSIC STOPS ]

428
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:43,027
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

429
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,398
COCKATOOS!

430
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,500
[ SQUAWKS ]

431
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,035
[ YAPPING ]

432
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,539
WHAT IS THAT?
I'M A COCKER SPANIEL.

433
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:57,408
COCKATOOS, POSITIONS.

434
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,614
[ AFRIKA BAMBAATAA'S
"PLANET ROCK" PLAYING ]

435
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:23,968
♪ JUST TASTE THE FUNK
AND HIT ME ♪

436
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,037
♪ JUST GET ON DOWN
AND HIT ME ♪

437
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,605
[ MUSIC STOPS ]

438
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:31,109
GET THAT DAMNED THING
OUTTA MY FACE!

439
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,678
THAT WAS IT, LOVE?

440
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,680
THAT'S ALL
I CAN REMEMBER.

441
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:41,119
UH-HUH.

442
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,888
SURVEY SAYS,
"THAT WAS WACK."

443
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,790
HA HA HA!

444
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:50,261
YOUR SHUCKY DUCKY
AIN'T QUITE QUACKING.

445
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,063
YEAH?

446
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,931
YEAH, WELL,
I'M ABOUT TO GET DIRTY

447
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,677
'CAUSE IT'S 'ROUND
ABOUT 12:30,

448
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,479
WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME
FOR ME TO DO

449
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,036
THE TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE.

450
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,005
NO!
YES.

451
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,974
MICHAEL, NO.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

452
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,786
YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF.
HE'S NOT WORTH IT.

453
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,421
I'M NOT DOING IT
FOR HIM, JAY.

454
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,189
I'M DOING IT
FOR THE WOMAN I LOVE,

455
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,882
TO RECLAIM HER LIP-GINITY.

456
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,384
REMIX!

457
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,601
Crowd: 1...

458
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,003
2...

459
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,304
3!

460
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,439
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

461
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,141
BABY!

462
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,414
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

463
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,659
BYE-BYE, BOBBY.

464
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:57,328
I HAVE TO ADMIT IT, KYLE,
YOU WIN.

465
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,330
YOU ARE SUPERSONIC.

466
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:04,068
YOU ARE A BAD MAMMA...

467
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:07,205
JAMMA.
SHUT YO' MOUTH.

468
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:09,140
I'M ONLY TALKIN'
'BOUT MICHAEL.

469
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,608
FALCONS!

470
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,643
RETREAT.

471
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,412
TO THE NEST.

472
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:20,084
BABY! THAT WAS GREAT.
OH, MY GOD!

473
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,053
OH, MY GOD,
BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

474
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,121
HOW DID YOU DO IT?

475
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:26,390
ALL I NEEDED FOR MOTIVATION
WAS TO THINK ABOUT

476
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,859
HIM KISSING THOSE LIPS.

477
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,294
FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS,

478
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:33,064
THAT FIRE THAT BURNED
INSIDE OF ME,

479
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,032
AND, BOY, MY BACK HURTS.

480
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,367
IT HURTS.

481
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,569
THAT SCIATICA?
YEAH.

482
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,837
BOY, I TOLD YOU, GET THE DAMN
THING OUTTA MY FACE.

483
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,376
WHAT ABOUT TONY FOGLE,
THE COOLEST GUY IN THE SCHOOL?

484
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:48,112
HE DIDN'T THINK I WAS GAY.
ME AND HIM WAS LIKE THIS.

485
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,282
HE FOLLOWED ME EVERYWHERE.
"WHERE'S MICHAEL AND TONY?"

486
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,451
"THERE THEY GO."

487
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,457
WHO WAS LIKE THIS
WITH TONY FOGLE, HUH?

488
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:02,493
THAT'S ME AND FOGLE
ALL DAY LONG.